September 20th, 2007


No Class

The worst thing about being "ship-schooled" by my parents* is that I do not have any sporting events or dances to look forward to when I grow older. This is unfortunate, since I can be biologically eligible to fulfill the roles of Homecoming Queen and/or King.

When I say "my parents", I refer to my biological parents Storvik and Evil Storvik as well as to Storvik's wife whom I call "Auntie'Vit".